Posted 06 November 2006 - 08:10 AM
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The majority of the male species ONLY make good
decisions when they've had to much to drink! ! !
Like marrying y'all? That's why we stay drunk. Plus, we can avoid hangovers that way.
" You just remember this, I've got a really good friend in San Marcos, Texas who has a special bank account set up only for bail money for me. Now you may call the cops and have me arrested for whipping your ass, but know this, I will make bail and be out of jail that same day, and by 8 p.m., I will be drinking an ice cold Shiner beer while your having reconstructive surgery done to your mouth."