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Jul 1 2009, 07:38 PM
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TOP Dawg Group: Members Posts: 273 Joined: 22-May 08 From: Excel Country Member No.: 6370 Industry: Power |
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. ; (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat. Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off ," and upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing women. -------------------- High Voltage
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Jul 6 2009, 09:45 AM
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![]() Apprentice Group: Members Posts: 107 Joined: 7-March 09 From: 52761 Member No.: 8452 Industry: Power Union: Soon to be IBEW Local 55 |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!
But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! -------------------- You can't hold a man down, without staying down with him!!!
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Jul 8 2009, 09:54 AM
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![]() One Big Ape Group: Members Posts: 595 Joined: 15-July 08 From: South Florida Member No.: 6497 Industry: Power Union: Hopefully in a few months |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! Crazy man Crazy -------------------- FREEDOM is why I do what I do!
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Jul 11 2009, 02:19 AM
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TOP Dawg Group: Members Posts: 273 Joined: 22-May 08 From: Excel Country Member No.: 6370 Industry: Power |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha -------------------- High Voltage
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Jul 11 2009, 02:19 AM
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TOP Dawg Group: Members Posts: 273 Joined: 22-May 08 From: Excel Country Member No.: 6370 Industry: Power |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha -------------------- High Voltage
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Jul 14 2009, 10:04 AM
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![]() Apprentice Group: Members Posts: 107 Joined: 7-March 09 From: 52761 Member No.: 8452 Industry: Power Union: Soon to be IBEW Local 55 |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!! -------------------- You can't hold a man down, without staying down with him!!!
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Jul 14 2009, 03:48 PM
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![]() Battman Group: Members Posts: 472 Joined: 12-September 03 Member No.: 27 Industry: Power Union: IBEW Local 304 Topeka KS |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!! We don't do much B-Bar-Qing any more. But as I left this morning Ruby was starting about 5lbs of deer jerky. Man the house smelled good when I walked back in just now. -------------------- |
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Jul 15 2009, 12:07 PM
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TOP Dawg Group: Members Posts: 273 Joined: 22-May 08 From: Excel Country Member No.: 6370 Industry: Power |
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!! But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything. Muaaahahhhahaa! I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!! We don't do much B-Bar-Qing any more. But as I left this morning Ruby was starting about 5lbs of deer jerky. Man the house smelled good when I walked back in just now. send some of that jerky my way -------------------- High Voltage
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Jul 16 2009, 07:14 PM
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Flag Man Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 28-June 09 From: carriere, ms Member No.: 9190 Industry: Power Union: IBEW local 903 |
lets bbq men beer, shade fan radio hot pit what else can a man ask for
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