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> BBQ RULES!!!!
Journeyman 81
post Jul 1 2009, 07:38 PM
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BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. ;
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off ," and upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing women.


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post Jul 6 2009, 09:45 AM
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And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif


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post Jul 8 2009, 09:54 AM
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QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 01:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif



Crazy man Crazy lol.gif


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post Jul 11 2009, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 12:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif




I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha


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post Jul 11 2009, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 12:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif




I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha


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post Jul 14 2009, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE (Journeyman 81 @ Jul 11 2009, 03:19 AM) *
QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 12:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif




I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha



I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!!


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post Jul 14 2009, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 14 2009, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Journeyman 81 @ Jul 11 2009, 03:19 AM) *
QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 12:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif




I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha



I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!!



We don't do much B-Bar-Qing any more.
But as I left this morning Ruby was starting about 5lbs of deer jerky.

Man the house smelled good when I walked back in just now.


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post Jul 15 2009, 12:07 PM
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QUOTE (Sbatts1 @ Jul 14 2009, 06:48 PM) *
QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 14 2009, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Journeyman 81 @ Jul 11 2009, 03:19 AM) *
QUOTE (MrLeeLong @ Jul 6 2009, 12:45 PM) *
And thats why MEN are the Grill Masters and do it so well. ROLMAO!!!!

But it don't go that way at my house. I do everything. I had a wife that used to do all that stuff, but now I just feed myself. It's cheaper, and since she was the Electrical Engineer and made more money than I did. I got everything.

Muaaahahhhahaa! devil-smiley-024[1].gif




I see who wears the pants in the family ahhahahaha



I think you MISSED the key word there bud, HAD!!!




We don't do much B-Bar-Qing any more.
But as I left this morning Ruby was starting about 5lbs of deer jerky.

Man the house smelled good when I walked back in just now.


send some of that jerky my way smilie_daumenpos[1].gif


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post Jul 16 2009, 07:14 PM
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lets bbq men beer, shade fan radio hot pit what else can a man ask for
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